What are the TOP 10 quotes by P. J. O'Rourke?

  1. Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

  2. Never fight an inanimate object.

  3. There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.

  4. Some people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning.

  5. Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.

  6. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

  7. You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.

  8. Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

  9. Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?

  10. Nothing bad is going to happen to us. If we get fired, it's not failure; its a midlife vocational reassessment.

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