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    We don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack?

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  2. 9

    Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that my hand is on fire.

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  3. 8

    Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?

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  4. 7

    I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

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  5. 6

    I writhe when I see myself on the screen. I'm such a dreadfully clumsy hulking image. I say to myself, "Why doesn't he get off? Why doesn't he get off?" I mean, I look like such an idiot. Some fat awkward thing dredged up from some third-rate drama company. I must stop thinking about it, otherwise I shan't be able to go on working.

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  6. 5

    François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.

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  7. 4

    Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

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  8. 3

    Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

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  9. 2

    It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

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  10. 1

    Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat . . . iz not my dog!

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  11. Last Update: 6 December 2022

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