1. 10

    So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.

  2. 9

    In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

  3. 8

    If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

  4. 7

    People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

  5. 6

    The bastards murdered half my family.

  6. 5

    You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

  7. 4

    Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

  8. 3

    How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

  9. 2

    During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

  10. 1

    When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

  11. Last Update: 20 June 2021

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