1. Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.

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  2. Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.

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  3. We shouldn't even need the word 'atheism'. If people didn't invent ridiculous imaginary gods, rational people wouldn't have to deny them.

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  4. I don't think it matters if there is a god or not. I've met people who believe in God that are good and that are bad. And I've met people who don't believe in God that are good and that are bad. So, just be good. I'm good. Not cos I think I'll go to heaven but because when I do something bad, I feel bad. And when I do something good, I feel good.

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  5. Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.

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  6. Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

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  7. Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

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  8. It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be "You came up with the idea. Why do you believe it?" I could tell you I've got superpowers. But I can't go up to people saying "Prove I can't fly." They'd go: "What do you mean 'Prove you can't fly'? Prove you can!"

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  9. There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.

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  10. Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right. Some people are offended by mixed marriage, gay people, atheism. So what? F*** 'em.

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The complete list of 322 Ricky Gervais sayings