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    The grass isn't always greener on the other side!

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  2. 9

    Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say 'Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If they say 'Just God. I only believe in the one God,' I'll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in 2,870 gods, and they don't believe in 2,869.

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  3. 8

    Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.

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  4. 7

    Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

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  5. 6

    The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

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  6. 5

    Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

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  7. 4

    It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

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    Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.

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    The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

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    I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

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  11. Last Update: 26 January 2023

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    We shouldn't even need the word "atheism". If people didn't invent ridiculous imaginary Gods., rational people wouldn't have to deny them.

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    If you enjoy seeing an animal terrified or in pain you are a cunt.

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    Beliefs don't change facts. Facts, if you're reasonable, should change your beliefs.

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    Good people do things for other people. Thats it. The end.

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    Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

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