To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
These are the days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
Last Update: 9 August 2020
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