What are the TOP 10 quotes by Robert Orben?

  1. These are the days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

  2. Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

  3. Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

  4. Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

  5. Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.

  6. I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

  7. Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

  8. Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

  9. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

  10. To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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