1. 10

    To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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  2. 9

    Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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  3. 8

    Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

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  4. 7

    Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

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  5. 6

    I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

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  6. 5

    Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.

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  7. 4

    Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

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  8. 3

    Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

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  9. 2

    Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

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  10. 1

    These are the days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

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  11. Last Update: 9 August 2020

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