Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?
Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.
Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.
Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!
Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
Last Update: 28 November 2021
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