1. 10

    Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

    79
  2. 9

    Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.

    81
  3. 8

    Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

    113
  4. 7

    My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

    150
  5. 6

    You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

    198
  6. 5

    You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

    259
  7. 4

    I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

    285
  8. 3

    Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

    438
  9. 2

    Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

    750
  10. 1

    I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

    765
  11. Last Update: 28 November 2021

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