1. 10

    Having spent a substantial part of my career parodying religious figures from my own Christian background, I am aghast at the notion that it could, in effect, be made illegal to imply ridicule of a religion or to lampoon religious figures.

  2. 9

    The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

  3. 8

    Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

  4. 7

    I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

  5. 6

    I've no desire to hang around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do twenty minutes' work and then spend the rest of the day loafing about in Paris drinking gallons of champagne and having dozens of moist, pink, highly experienced French peasant girls galloping up and down my - hang on.

  6. 5

    But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

  7. 4

    What is wrong with inciting intense dislike of a religion if the activities or teachings of that religion are so outrageous, irrational or abusive of human rights that they deserve to be intensely disliked?

  8. 3

    I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

  9. 2

    You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

  10. 1

    To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform

  11. Last Update: 22 October 2021

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