5+ Scott Wood Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Scott Wood quotes and sayings.

The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out. — Scott Wood

When it came to spankings, my dad never used a belt. One time he grabbed a piece of my Hot Wheels race car track. In my mind I'm thinking, 'Great, now I'm being beaten with my own toys...' Thank God I didn't get that wood burning set I wanted. — Scott Wood

I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang my head on the steering wheel. — Scott Wood

I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Right now, it's everywhere I want to be. — Scott Wood

I joined a health spa recently. They had a sign for "Free Weights." So I took a couple. — Scott Wood