1. 10

    I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.

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  2. 9

    I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

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  3. 8

    Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

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  4. 7

    Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

    48
  5. 6

    Be so good they can't ignore you.

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  6. 5

    I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

    53
  7. 4

    I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

    56
  8. 3

    Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

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  9. 2

    Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

    71
  10. 1

    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

    88
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    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

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    There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

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    Talking about music is like dancing about architecture

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    Be so good the can't ignore you!

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    Be so good they can't ignore you

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    Be so good they cant ignore you.

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