8+ Susan Messing Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Susan Messing quotes and sayings.

If you're not having fun, you're the asshole. — Susan Messing

The longer you wait, the more the jump rope becomes a big steel cable. — Susan Messing

You’re only limited by your lack of imagination and fear of appearing stupid. — Susan Messing

I deal with the depraved, the sick, the pathetic, the disturbing and the profoundly depressed. I will try it all on. I will try on what I am and what I never want to be. And everything I wanted to be, but never can be. I can be a supermodel, or your worst nightmare. Off-stage, I just get to leave it, and nobody thinks I'm like that. This is what prevents me from being a psychopath and a sociopath, my time on stage. — Susan Messing

If you're dumb enough to make me talk I'm smart enough to speak. — Susan Messing

When the audience isn't laughing, that doesn't mean that they're not fascinated. — Susan Messing

If I don't have fun, it's my own damn fault. — Susan Messing

Symmetry looks good to us; we want more of it. — Susan Messing