The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was that Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterward.

— Terry Crisp

The most floundering Terry Crisp quotes that are guaranted to improve your brain

If our goalies were in a divorce case, they could sue for lack of support and be millionaires tomorrow.


On rookie Alex Selivanov, Yes the guy can score you 40 goals.

Yes I love it. What I don't want is him causing 60.


We can't play stupid hockey, dumb hockey, greedy hockey, selfish hockey.

We have to put the team ahead of our personal feelings.