1. 10

    It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days

  2. 9

    Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief; it is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.

  3. 8

    The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.

  4. 7

    You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? - Medicine.

  5. 6

    Love without evidence is stalking.

  6. 5

    Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex wonderfully unfathomable world? How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?

  7. 4

    It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.

  8. 3

    Science adjusts its views based on what's observed Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.

  9. 2

    Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.

  10. 1

    We have tendency to define ourselves in opposition to stuff. But try to also express your passion for things you love. Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire. Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.

  11. Last Update: 4 December 2022

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