There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.

— Tom Leykis

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When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong.

If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!


I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldnt have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency.


There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.


There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.


Are men shallow? Should we be looking for inner beauty? Ha, ha.


I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!

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