There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.

— Tom Leykis

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When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong.

If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!

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I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldnt have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency.

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There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

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There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.

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Are men shallow? Should we be looking for inner beauty? Ha, ha.

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I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!

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