1. 10

    If you get far enough away you'll be on your way back home.

  2. 9

    I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.

  3. 8

    The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.

  4. 7

    You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

  5. 6

    The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

  6. 5

    I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

  7. 4

    I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

  8. 3

    when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

  9. 2

    Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

  10. 1

    A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

  11. Last Update: 28 September 2022

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