Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

— Tre Cool

The most belligerent Tre Cool quotes to get the best of your day

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

88

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

40

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

21

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

21

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

19

Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.

16

I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.

16

I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?

15

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

13

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

12

I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.

12

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

6

About Tre Cool

Quotes 41 sayings
Nationality American
Profession Musician
Birthday October 16

I’ve played on literally every brand of US drums out there, and I’ve finally found my home. I’ve been looking for drums like these my whole life. True American hot rod custom kits. From the look and sound to the service and attention, it’s good to now be a part of the SJC family.

3

Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!

2

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

1

I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years.

1

Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.

1

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.

But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.

0

We're Green Day. We can do whatever we want.

0

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.

0

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.

0

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

0

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played.

Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different

0

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

0

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

0

Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.

0

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

0

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

0

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.

0

I get mad when people are against pot.

0

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

0

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.

50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam.

0

I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.

0

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!

0

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.

0

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.

0

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.

0

I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.

0

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

0

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

0
famous quotes