Cartoonist Quotes

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift.

That's why it's called the present.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.

If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember this whole thing was started by a mouse.

First think, second believe, third dream and finally dare.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it.

Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

The four Cs of making dreams come true: Curiosity, Courage, Consistency, Confidence.

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.

A man should never neglect his family for business.

Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd preferred to talk.

If you can dream it, you can do it.

People try to look for deep meanings in my work.

I want to say, 'They're just cartoons, folks. You laugh or you don't.' Gee, I sound shallow. But I don't react to current events or other stimuli. I don't read or watch TV to get ideas. My work is basically sitting down at the drawing table and getting silly.

Let your heart guide you...it whispers so listen closely.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

Doing what you like is freedom, liking what you do is happiness.

Why Worry ? If you've done the very best you can, worrying won't make it any better.

The most exciting and, by far, the most important part of our Florida project, in fact, the heart of everything well be doing in Disney World, will be our experimental prototype city of tomorrow. We call it EPCOT.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

That's the real trouble with the world, too many people grow up.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

The difference between winning and losing is most often not qiuting.

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.

The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I'd beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.

If you don't know where you want to go, then it doesn't matter which path you take.

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Life is like eating artichokes; you have got to go through so much to get so little.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Of all of our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

You can design and create, and build the most wonderful place in the world. But it takes people to make the dream a reality.

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.

The Boogeyman is your conscience. The Boogeyman is the result of your own bad behavior. I love this Boogeyman.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

Faith. Trust. and Pixie Dust.

Man's idea of God, and a God's collusion, is an essential part of the equation to wage war.

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.