11+ Wes Smith Quotes On Education, Faith And Government

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. — Wes Smith

Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it. — Wes Smith

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut. — Wes Smith

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent. — Wes Smith

Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine. — Wes Smith

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven. — Wes Smith

There is nothing personal about a personal ad. — Wes Smith

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room. — Wes Smith

Hurry up and learn patience. — Wes Smith

If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help. — Wes Smith

They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately. — Wes Smith

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