Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.— Wes Smith
The most provocative Wes Smith quotes that are new and everybody is talking about
Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine;
and nothing of God shall ever be thine.
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
There is nothing personal about a personal ad.
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
Hurry up and learn patience.
If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.