Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.— William E. Geist
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Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half.
Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.
Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: "Open Bar."
Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an "excuse me". Typical.