I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Last Update: 5 August 2021
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