If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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