1. 10

    If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.

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    11
  2. 9

    I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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    11
  3. 8

    Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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    12
  4. 7

    My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.

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    14
  5. 6

    There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

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    17
  6. 5

    It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

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    21
  7. 4

    I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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    42
  8. 3

    Eighty percent of success is showing up.

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    60
  9. 2

    Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

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    72
  10. 1

    I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

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