1. 10

    I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

  2. 9

    I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

  3. 8

    I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

  4. 7

    The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

  5. 6

    More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

  6. 5

    It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.

  7. 4

    Eighty percent of success is showing up.

  8. 3

    Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

  9. 2

    I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

  10. 1

    Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

  11. Last Update: 5 August 2021

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