Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. Autograph your work with excellence.

People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph.

Always give an autograph when somebody asks you.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

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Hold on to that. You have an autograph. I'm going to be famous some day.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.

Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

I got arrested for signing autographs. Signing a little girl's autograph got me arrested.

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in.

I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.

When fans come up to me and Vanessa, they're really sweet and ask for autographs - but once they see the guys, the girls tend to scream.

I am a very open, social, friendly person, and when it comes to people approaching me and asking for an autograph, I am totally cool with doing any of that. It's a lot of fun.

I get really restless when I haven't worked for a day and a half.

I have a recurring dream that people are lined up next to my bed, waiting for autographs and taking pictures of me!

I get photographers hiding in my bushes.

We're way past autographs. We're into being stalked and followed.

That type of autograph, pictures and apparel thievery was not part of what I grew up with. I loved the artists and their music. I would be thrilled to meet them, but the thought of getting a scribble or stealing an article of clothing never occurred or appealed to me.

It does get crazy sometimes, but I've never complained about stopping to give autographs or anything like that.

Somebody wanted me to autograph her breast and I kindly refused.

She was in college. I thought maybe I shouldn't do that.

It's nice when people want your autograph, but it's a little strange because I never expected it.

I get a lot of kids distracted. Sometimes they got to go cover left field, but they're over here talking to me, getting an autograph.

I am always late because people stop me for autographs and say hi.

I wasn't your average kid. I was signing autographs in Japan at 12.

The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.

I like meeting all my fans and signing autographs, although it can all get a bit crazy. Yesterday, for example, a boy just came over and planted a big kiss on my face! I was like, 'Hello?'

It's definitely a dream come true to be recognized and to be able to sign autographs. But, it's also a lot of hard work and can be draining. If you don't know already, you will quickly learn who your real friends are.

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.

I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.

It almost hurts me to walk down a road and have people grab my hand and ask for my autograph and not sit and talk. When I'm finished I'm not going to be on the front page, but I'm going to be just as happy without the publicity.

I'm closer to being happy. I'm doing things that make me happy. In football I loved to practice and I loved to play, but I hated to be in meetings, hated to talk to the media, hated to have cameras in my face, hated to sign autographs. I hated to do all those things.

I used to save all my rejection slips because I told myself, one day I'm going to autograph these and auction them. And then I lost the box.

And [Asimov]'ll sign anything, hardbacks, softbacks, other people's books, scraps of paper. Inevitably someone handed him a blank check on the occasion when I was there, and he signed that without as much as a waver to his smile — except that he signed: 'Harlan Ellison.

Hey, over here! Have your picture taken with a reclusive author! Today only, we'll throw in a free autograph! But wait, there's more!

I sign every autograph I can for kids because I remember myself at that age.

I think it's ridiculous that some guys won't sign for a kid.

I just try to take it as it comes. One autograph at a time.

They want a lip print for their autograph books. I'm a sport; I go along.

If I had the hand strength to sign autographs for everybody in Kansas City, I would... but its just impossible to get to everyone.

I always signed autographs when I could and always stayed and chatted with them when I could.

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

We are in the entertaining business, they want to get autographs, they want to take something home, whether it's a signed hat or, you know, program or whatever it might be.

I'm really looking forward to playing in Copenhagen again.

Last time I stayed as long as I could, took pictures, signed autographs, and hung out until they through me out of the place!

I'm not here to perform. I'm here to sign autographs. You have to wait till I come back with my own hand.

I usually don't mind giving autographs, but when hundreds of folks with paper and pen start coming at you, it's time to seek shelter.

We had a showing of Battlestar in LA last week.

I walked out the door and there were 50 people. I signed a ton of autographs. Other actors walked away without signing. These are the fans. I guess it depends. on who you are.

Groupies to me, were people who followed you around.

Familiar faces who were always there, asking for autographs. We have more of those now, but they're not sexual.

And people coming up asking for autographs, there's only one time when it kind of bothers me: when I'm eating.

A player dreams of being a superstar, but he doesn't want people flocking all over him asking for an autograph.

The people who ask me for my autograph are the people who've put me here today, and you can't afford to forget that.

Suddenly you're surrounded by strangers who want something from you.

The thing is, they don't know what they want, and you don't know what they want, unless it's an autograph, and you just sort of stand there grinning at one another.

It took Simone a long time to understand why people want Daddy's autograph.

I'd tell her, and my wife would tell her, too, 'People see Daddy in the movies, and they are excited to meet him.' But she couldn't really grasp it.

Mickey Rourke's character in 'The Wrestler' - that was my dad, that was my uncles, that was so many members of my family. It was the only thing they knew. And then they would end up wrestling for a hundred bucks, go to autograph signings for two hundred bucks.

I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.

I went to one AA meeting and I got asked for an autograph.

There's nothing more satisfying than seeing a happy and smiling child.

I always help in any way I can, even if it's just by signing an autograph. A child's smile is worth more than all the money in the world.