Baby Quotes

I carry death in my left pocket. Sometimes I take it out and talk to it: “Hello, baby, how you doing? When you coming for me? I’ll be ready."

Sweet, crazy conversations full of half sentences, daydreams and misunderstandings more thrilling than understanding could ever be.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

If you want a baby, have a new one. Don't baby the old one.

If a man loves you... he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancee, his wife, his baby's mama, something.

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage.

Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals, love them.

But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

What I really want to tell him is to pick up that baby of his and hold her tight, to set the moon on the edge of her crib and to hang her name up in the stars.

Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.

Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go walking in the rain.

A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall.

You get quick money, it's beautiful, there's sunshine, but at the end of the day, you find out it's all a masquerade, baby. It's not what it seems.

I have no name: I am but two days old.

What shall I call thee? I happy am, Joy is my name. Sweet joy befall thee!

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting.

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.

A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.

A father is always making his baby into a little woman.

And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

Your baby only needs a lot of light at night if he's reading or he's entertaining guests.

I think they've been baby bummers.

I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower.

All my friends were in the park smoking weed and getting pregnant.

I didn't want to be the young black girl having a baby, a baby's father, being on welfare. That wasn't going to be my story.

This is an old family secret, and I just found this out recently, and it almost broke my heart. My mother said to me, 'I had never told you this, but God, you were an ugly baby'.

Having a crying baby is inspiration to get the job done quickly.

The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.

Me is a common sense man. That mean when me explain things, me explain it in a very simple way; that mean if I explain it to a baby, the baby will understand too, you know.

A baby is Gods opinion that life should go on.

Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live.

A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

No one who has seen a baby sinking back satiated from the breast and falling asleep with flushed cheeks and a blissful smile can escape the reflection that this picture persists as a prototype of the expression of sexual satisfaction in later life.

The tiny madman in his padded cell.

We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies.

We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.

A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set While your kids cry themselves to sleep.

God walked down the stairs of heaven with a Baby in His arms.

I was babysitting the night High School Musical premiered last year.

I watched with the kids and we sang along to the lyrics. I was making $12 an hour.

It's important to us to see the development and growth.

At the end of the day, it's our baby. Genetically it's ours. It's our embryo. We feel very connected.

To finally get that call from the doctor that you're pregnant and you're having a baby.... It was just another world.

I owe the baby my life. I owe this baby everything and I have a responsibility now.

It turns out that the 'Cry It Out' method of baby sleep training, where you ignore that your kid is screaming, crying and turning 40 shades of purple so that she can break herself out of the habit of being spoiled and cuddled to sleep, does more harm - way more - than good.

Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.

I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.

If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others.