Caviar Quotes

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape Nuts on principle.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.

When I go out, I love steak and caviar.

I lived through the garbage. I might as well dine on the caviar.

Television is a golden goose that lays scrambled eggs;

and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar. Anyway, more people like scrambled eggs than caviar.

Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.

I should be soaring away with my head tilted slightly toward the gods, feeding on the caviar of Shakespeare. An actor must act.

French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar.

Caviar is to dining what a sable coat is to a girl in evening dress.

God didn't bless me with success so I could eat caviar every day.

Fame is like caviar, you know - it's good to have caviar but not when you have it at every meal.