Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me.

Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me.

Keep a fair-sized cemetery in your back yard, in which to bury the faults of your friends.

All work and no play makes one the wealthiest man in the cemetery.

Science is a cemetery of dead ideas.

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A cemetery is the only place where people don't try to keep up with the Joneses.

Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

The cemetery of the victims of human cruelty in our century is extended to include yet another vast cemetery, that of the unborn.

He who rejects change is the architect of decay.

The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery.

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't get out and those outside don't want to get in.

I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona.

It says: Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest. I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have.

Nothing exists except by virtue of a disequilibrium, an injustice.

All existence is a theft paid for by other existences; no life flowers except on a cemetery.

The memory of most men is an abandoned cemetery where lie, unsung and unhonored, the dead whom they have ceased to cherish. Any lasting grief is reproof to their forgetfulness.

Many veterans dream of being buried here.

These grounds speak of dignity and respect, and the magnitude of the cemetery guarantees that America will never forget service members' sacrifices.

I never can pass by the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York without thinking of it not as a gallery of living portraits but as a cemetery of tax-deductible wealth.

Surrealism will usher you into death, which is a secret society.

It will glove your hand, burying therein the profound M with which the word Memory begins. Do not forget to make proper arrangements for your last will and testament: speaking personally, I ask that I be taken to the cemetery in a moving van. May my friends destroy every last copy of the printing of the Speech concerning the Modicum of Reality.

Perpetual worry will get you to one place ahead of time -- the cemetery.

Somebody has to tell the E.P.A. that we don't need you monkeying around and fiddling around and getting in our business with every kind of regulation you can dream up. You're doing nothing more than killing jobs. It's a cemetery for jobs at the E.P.A.

Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.

If it wasn't for baseball, I'd be in either the penitentiary or the cemetery.

The founders of a new colony, whatever Utopia of human virtue and happiness they might originally project, have invariably recognized it among their earliest practical necessities to allot a portion of the virgin soil as a cemetery, and another portion as the site of a prison.

In short, it is the position of the people of the United States, as expressed by their representatives in Congress, that Israel's fight is our fight. And so shall it be until the last terrorist on earth is in a cell or a cemetery.

War is the cemetery of futures promised.

I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I'm always going to the cemetery.

I still remember the day my father took me to the Cemetery of Forgotten Books for the first time.

Left love behind many years ago. Now it rests under a cross in the cemetery in Tombstone.

To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches.

The wing of the Falcon brings to the king, the wing if the crow brings him to the cemetery.

On the other hand, now that I'm not dependent on fiction for my income, I've been writing more short stories despite the fact that there's no real paying market for short horror other than Cemetery Dance.

Kennedy had been assassinated a month or so before.

So we walked to the grave of John Kennedy and ended our walking symbolically at the Arlington National Cemetery.

I have two brothers buried in the military cemetery in Texas. I don't want to see any more of that.

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone;

but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.

The Westwood Cemetery is just a few blocks from my home, and a number of my very dear friends are buried there.

A crazy man finishes in the cemetery.