Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

If you eat the same cereal every day it's gonna get old.

And if I had thought about snowboarding every day, I would have quit a long time ago.

To become a celebrity is to become a brand name.

There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that floats; Rice Krispies the breakfast cereal that goes snap-crackle-pop; Philip Roth the Jew who masturbates with a piece of liver.

The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal -- that you can gather votes like box tops -- is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process.

Do we need to have 280 brands of breakfast cereal? No, probably not.

But we have them for a reason - because some people like them. It's the same with baseball statistics.

The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal that you can gather votes like box tops is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process.

It means a lot in my business and its a wonderful feeling to be recognized for what you have done over a lifetime, but I didn't go crazy. I still eat my cereal in the morning, have a sandwich in the afternoon, go to bed at night. You know, nothing really different.

Well, when I was a kid and I watched 'Speed Racer,' I used to always watch it in the morning with my cereal. And when I ate the cereal, I would pour soda into the cereal because we never really had milk for some reason, I don't know.

The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process.

Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant.

The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes.

When I was little, I wasn't allowed to put sugar on my breakfast cereal because it made me so hyper.

Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind of breakfast cereal you like.

Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one.

But I did 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

' They made a cereal out of it, so once you've had a cereal, it doesn't get much more surreal than that. Surreal cereal.

If I don't have cereal on the bus, I'm going to be really upset.