When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy.

At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

It takes two to destroy a marriage.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

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Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

When it is time to part, then it is time to part.

There should be no regrets. The beauty of marriage is like the fleeting perfection of a snowflake.

The fatal trait of the times is the divorce between religion and morality.

Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Alimony -- the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

If you think you have trouble supporting a wife, try not supporting her.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

I don't know, one out of every two marriages ends up in divorce so there's a lot of great people out there who people aren't happy with.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running.

Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry.

Divorce is the sacrament of adultery.

I've been involved in something which was chaotic and insane.

All I can say now is that I am, and intend to stay, a single man.

It is he who has broken the bond of marriage -- not I. I only break its bondage.

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Two lives that once part are as ships that divide.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles.

Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am.

Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100, 000 short.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are made in America.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Like I said, I've got too much respect for women to marry them, but that doesn't mean you can't support them emotionally and financially.

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.

A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue.

Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.

They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce.

The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

I firmly believe in marriage. It's a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you're thinking about divorce. You shouldn't get married.

People try much less hard to make a marriage work than they used to fifty years ago. Divorce is easier.

Most women outlive their spouses. Divorce remains at record rates. It's important for a woman to be able to control her finances.

I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.

The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.

Better a tooth out than always aching.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck.

If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

It's a straightforward matter of equality: it's outrageously unfair that heterosexuals shoulder alone the burden of keeping divorce lawyers in Italian sports cars

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage.

I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

If it isn't a success, that still wouldn't be grounds for divorce.

On her film The Long Kiss Goodnight produced by husband Renny Harlin

Anybody who's been through a divorce will tell you that at one point.

they've thought murder. The line between thinking murder and doing murder isn't that major.