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It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick.
I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
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The superior doctor prevents sickness;
The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor treats actual sickness;
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Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.
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If your time ain't come not even a doctor can kill you.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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Time is generally the best doctor.
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By medicine life may be prolonged, yet death will seize the doctor too.
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If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; if he kills, the earth hides it.
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The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind;
the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I'd type a little faster.
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God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
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Life is short, the art long, opportunity fleeting, experiment treacherous, judgment difficult.
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Evil comes at leisure like the disease. Good comes in a hurry like the doctor.
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The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease.
What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease.
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Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
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Your face tells a story and it shouldn't be a story about your drive to the doctor's office.
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My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
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The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks.
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Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?
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A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money.
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The two best physicians of them all -- Dr. Laughter and Dr. Sleep.
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The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.
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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.
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He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.
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Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.
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Temperance and labor are the two real physicians of man.
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I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.
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Cure the disease and kill the patient.
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As long as men are liable to die and are desirous to live, a physician will be made fun of, but he will be well paid.
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When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge.
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The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him.
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Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer.
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What I call a good patient is one who, having found a good physician, sticks to him till he dies.
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The first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
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He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir.
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Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed;
to kindness, to knowledge we make promise only; pain we obey.
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A doctor gave a man six months to live.
The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
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Even if the doctor does not give you a year, even if he hesitates about a month, make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week.
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Вре́мя — лу́чший до́ктор
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Physician, heal thyself.
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Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell.
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There are more old drunkards than old physicians.
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Doctors don't know everything really.
They understand matter, not spirit. And you and I live in spirit.
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A minor operation is one that is done on someone else
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.
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The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: It's a girl.
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I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.
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When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much.
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