Doctors Quotes

It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick.

I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

The superior doctor prevents sickness;

The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor treats actual sickness;

Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.

If your time ain't come not even a doctor can kill you.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Time is generally the best doctor.

By medicine life may be prolonged, yet death will seize the doctor too.

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind;

the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.

If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; if he kills, the earth hides it.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I'd type a little faster.

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

Life is short, the art long, opportunity fleeting, experiment treacherous, judgment difficult.

Evil comes at leisure like the disease. Good comes in a hurry like the doctor.

The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease.

What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease.

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.

Your face tells a story and it shouldn't be a story about your drive to the doctor's office.

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more.

The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks.

Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?

A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money.

The two best physicians of them all -- Dr. Laughter and Dr. Sleep.

The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.

I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.

Temperance and labor are the two real physicians of man.

I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.

Cure the disease and kill the patient.

As long as men are liable to die and are desirous to live, a physician will be made fun of, but he will be well paid.

When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge.

The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him.

Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer.

What I call a good patient is one who, having found a good physician, sticks to him till he dies.

The first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.

He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir.

Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed;

to kindness, to knowledge we make promise only; pain we obey.

A doctor gave a man six months to live.

The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

Even if the doctor does not give you a year, even if he hesitates about a month, make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week.

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Physician, heal thyself.

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell.

There are more old drunkards than old physicians.

Doctors don't know everything really.

They understand matter, not spirit. And you and I live in spirit.

A minor operation is one that is done on someone else

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: It's a girl.

I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.

When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much.