If one man says to thee, Thou art a donkey, pay no heed. If two speak thus, purchase a saddle.

Ако господ слушаше магаретата, нямаше да има самари.

Thus, by every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill.

It is true that Mr. Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, after which there was a commitment to give 40 acres and a mule. That's where the argument, to this day, of reparations starts. We never got the 40 acres. We went all the way to Herbert Hoover, and we never got the 40 acres. We didn't get the mule. So we decided we'd ride this donkey as far as it would take us.

I'm into classic games like Donkey Kong, and also collect vintage tour t-shirts - everything from Olivia Newton-John to Duran Duran. I've got a Chicago one worth $100.

I do believe the Democratic party has moved far to the right.

I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes.

When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance.

My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time.

The entrance into Jerusalem has all the elements of the theatre of the absurd: the poor king; truth comes riding on a donkey; symbolic actions - even parading without a permit!

I mean, I could just go round and use session musicians for every song, but I don't find that helps when it comes to setting up a band for live. Derrick has been with me for donkey's years.

If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey.

He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media.

Neither an ox nor a donkey is able to stop the progress of socialism.