A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions.

You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.

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The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire.

A hen is only a egg's way of making another egg.

Remorse, the fatal egg that pleasure laid.

The owl of ignorance lays the egg of pride.

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it open.

Each thought that is welcomed and recorded is a nest egg by the side of which more will be laid.

The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell.

Bad the crow, bad the egg.

Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.

Gentleness doesn't get work done unless you happen to be a hen laying eggs.

My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as bald as an egg. However I still get around and am mean to cats.

Inflation is when sitting on your nest egg doesn't give you anything to crow about.

Whether a fellow winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a heap on the kind of chick he married.

Do you see this egg? With this you can topple every theological theory, every church or temple in the world.

I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Pan, who and what art thou? he cried huskily.

I'm youth, I'm joy, Peter answered at a venture, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg.

Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience.

A rustling in the leaves drives him away.

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book.

The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me.

That white round thing without any holes have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. I've never tasted it.

Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeed disheartening, particularly when you

The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes that do not contain a grandmother. A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt and Helpists know it. They have jumped into the void left by the disappearance of morbid old ladies from the bosom of the American family.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

The cocks may crow, but it's the hen that lays the egg.

We can see a thousand miracles around us every day.

What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken?

When you start with a portrait and search for a pure form, a clear volume, through successive eliminations, you arrive inevitably at the egg. Likewise, starting with the egg and following the same process in reverse, one finishes with the portrait.

Speech is often barren; but silence also does not necessarily brood over a full nest. Your still fowl, blinking at you without remark, may all the while be sitting on one addled egg...

Lord, 'tis Thy plenty-dropping hand That soils my land;

And giv'st me, for my bushel sown, Twice ten for one; Thou mak'st my teeming hen to lay Her egg each day; Besides my healthful ewes to bear Me twins each year; The while the conduits of my kine Run cream, for wine. All these, and better, Thou dost send Me, to this end, That I should render, for my part, A thankful heart...

One of our defects as a nation is a tendency to use what have been called weasel words. When a weasel sucks eggs the meat is sucked out of the egg. If you use a weasel word after another there is nothing left of the other.

I like doing radio because it's so intimate.

The moment people hear your voice, you're inside there heads, not only that, you're in there laying eggs.

I wanted to build up a little nest egg and go back to L.

A. and choose roles that I wanted to do instead of roles that I had to do to pay the bills.

At 18, I felt I was too young to think about having my eggs frozen.

Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.

Patriotism is a kind of religion; it is the egg from which wars are hatched.

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.

It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.

The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream.

The oak sleeps in the acorn, the bird waits in the egg, and in the highest vision of the soul a waking angel stirs. Dreams are the seedlings of realities.

Let me tell you, sisters, seeing dried egg on a plate in the morning is a lot dirtier than anything I've had to deal with in politics.

Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.

His life was one long extravaganza, like living inside a Faberge egg.

The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg.

The gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away.

When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.

There is a real opportunity right now as parents and grandparents to come up with a plan that leaves our kids with something better than we have; that is, an opportunity to own, build, and grow a nest egg of their own.

It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.

The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.