In England, I'm a horror movie director. In Germany, I'm a filmmaker. In the US, I'm a bum.

The sum and substance of female education in America, as in England, is training women to consider marriage as the sole object in life, and to pretend that they do not think so.

Those comfortably padded lunatic asylums which are known, euphemistically, as the stately homes of England.

I realized that kids everywhere go for the same stuff;

and seeing as we'd done it in England, there's no reason why we couldn't do it in America too.

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Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea.

No place in England where everyone can go is considered respectable.

In a few years there will be only five kings in the world -- the King of England and the four kings in a pack of cards.

What a revolting contrast exists in England between the slavery of women and the intellectual superiority of women writers.

The people of England have been led in Mesopotamia into a trap from which it will be hard to escape with dignity and honor.

At the moment there are some England players who are the stars of their club teams, but not for their country. It's difficult to explain.

I'm William Wallace, and the rest of you will be spared.

Go back to England and tell them... Scotland is free!

From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remembered- We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition; And gentlemen in England now-a-bed Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.

The one great poem of New England is her Sunday.

The only legitimate artists in England are the architects.

In America only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.

The New England conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you shouldn't -- it just keeps you from enjoying it.

Christianity is part of the Common Law of England.

He was inordinately proud of England and he abused her incessantly.

You know there are no secrets in America.

It's quite different in England, where people think of a secret as a shared relation between two people.

A family with the wrong members in control;

that, perhaps, is as near as one can come to describing England in a phrase.

I think when I was a kid, and I was in England and it was all about The Stones, The Who, The Kinks and The Beatles and that's what my dad was into.

The bump I was trying to hide could be the future king of England.

Here in New England, the character is strong and unshakable.

It will be quite satisfactory if you open them gradually, as the circumstances may require; but the President assures you that this will not be the case if you make a treaty with England first.

My agent set up a meeting with George Lucas. They were casting in England.

Horses pretty much broke as a record in England.

I think the best place to work in football is England.

I was born in Bournemouth, England, in 1943.

No, men and women of the Irish race, we shall not fight for England.

We shall fight for the destruction of the British Empire and the construction of an Irish republic.

Satellite communications connect television screens in Japan with television cameras in England, and the distance of half a world loses its meaning.

When I warned them the French that Britain would fight on alone whatever they did, their generals told their Prime Minister and his divided Cabinet, In three weeks England will have her neck wrung like a chicken. Some chicken! Some neck!

There is no jewel in the world comparable to learning;

no learning so excellent both for Prince and subject, as knowledge of laws; and no knowledge of any laws so necessary for all estates and for all causes, concerning goods, lands or life, as the common laws of England.

That we may live to see England once more possess a free Monarchy and a privileged and prosperous People, is my Prayer; that these great consequences can only be brought about by the energy and devotion of our Youth is my persuasion. We live in an age when to be young and to be indifferent can be no longer synonymous. We must prepare for the coming hour. The claims of the Future are represented by suffering millions; and the Youth of a Nation are the trustees of Posterity.

Englands genius filled all measureOf heart and soul, of strength and pleasure,Gave to the mind its emperor,And life was larger than before:Nor sequent centuries could hitOrbit and sum of Shakespeares wit. The men who lived with him becamePoets, for the air was fame.

Next came the Patent laws. These began in England in 1624; and, in this country, with the adoption of our constitution. Before then these?, any man might instantly use what another had invented; so that the inventor had no special advantage from his own invention. The patent system changed this; secured to the inventor, for a limited time, the exclusive use of his invention; and thereby added the fuel of interest to the fire of genius, in the discovery and production of new and useful things.

The struggle between Liberty and Authority is the most conspicuous feature in the portions of history with which we are earliest familiar, particularly in that of Greece, Rome, and England.

I return you many thanks for the honour you have done me;

but Europe is not to be saved by any single man. England has saved herself by her exertions, and will, as I trust, save Europe by her example.

Those of you who have been there Haiti know it is one of the most beautiful countries in the world. It has everything. It has everything above the ground, and everything under the ground. It is an amazing place. I strongly recommend that whenever you get a chance, if you havent been there, that you go to Haiti. I think it was a certain Queen of England who said that after her death Calais would be found written on her heart. When I die, I think that Haiti is going to be written on my heart.

The British have been more up for it than the Americans were, particularly with respect to nudity in the show. In Europe there are adverts that show the breasts, so people are less frightened of that aspect of the show. Americans can withstand incredible violence on TV shows - which, as I come from England and Canada, I find difficult to stomach - but they are more puritanical when it comes to nudity on screen.

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

France was a land, England was a people, but America, having about it still that quality of the idea, was harder to utter -- it was the graves at Shiloh and the tired, drawn, nervous faces of its great men, and the country boys dying in the Argonne for a phrase that was empty before their bodies withered. It was a willingness of the heart.

There are hardly half a dozen writers in England today who have not sold out to the enemy. Even when their good work has been a success, Mammon grips them and whispers: More money for more work.

But in seven weeks it was done, the frontiers decided.

A continent for better or worse divided.The next day he sailed for England, where he quickly forgotThe case as a good lawyer must. Return he would not,Afraid, as he told his Club, that he might get shot.

The most serious charge that can be brought against New England is not Puritanism but February.

It is to the middle-class we must look for the safety of England.

The next Augustan age will dawn on the other side of the Atlantic.

There will, perhaps, be a Thucydides at Boston, a Xenophon at New York, and, in time, a Virgil at Mexico, and a Newton at Peru. At last, some curious traveler from Lima will visit England and give a description of the ruins of St Paul s, like the editions of Balbec and Palmyra.

According to the Bank of England the economy is growing too fast so interest rates must rise to counter the supposed inflationary threat. In lay terms, I interpret this to mean that people are working much harder, causing economic growth, and they're in danger of spending their money, which is what the recession-hit shops want them to do. But the Bank and the City seem to think this is wrong, and that if people work harder they should be punished by having their mortgages increased.

The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound.

Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence.

In spite of the roaring of the young lions at the Union, and the screaming of the rabbits in the home of the vivisect, in spite of Keble College, and the tramways, and the sporting prints, Oxford still remains the most beautiful thing in England, and nowhere else are life and art so exquisitely blended, so perfectly made one.