My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Live authentically. Why would you continue to compromise something that’s beautiful to create something that is fake.

Integrity is crucial for business success - once you can fake that, you've got it made.

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You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

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Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don't care.

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If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking!

Nothing is so easy to fake as the inner vision.

So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to shortchange the Muse. It cannot be done. You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.

Sincerity: if you can fake it, you've got it made.

The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours. It simply supports the strong probability that yours is a fake.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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Friends are like boobs. Some are big. Some are small. Some are real. Some are fake.

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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

You're an expatriate. You've lost touch with the soil. You get precious. Fake European standards have ruined you. You drink yourself to death. You become obsessed with sex. You spend all your time talking, not working. You are an expatriate, see? You hang around cafes.

You can't fake listening. It shows.

I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention.

There have been at least three other cases in which federal agencies have succeeded in placing fake news reports on television during the Bush presidency. It was a really good tour. It seemed maybe about a week too long.

When President Nixon took the U.S. dollar off the gold standard, the U.S. dollar became fake money.

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Fake people have and image to maintain. Real people just don't care.

I'm disappointed in acting as a craft.

I want everything to go back to Orson Welles and fake noses and changing your voice. It's become so much about personality.

The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects, pathetic fake buildings, and childish tricks which the crowd pretends to be taken in by to avoid feeling too disappointed. Ghost towns, ghost people. The whole place has the same air of obsolescence about it as Sunset or Hollywood Boulevard.

The overall picture, as the boys say, is of a degraded community whose idealism even is largely fake. The pretentiousness, the bogus enthusiasm, the constant drinking, the incessant squabbling over money, the all-pervasive agent, the strutting of the big shots (and their usually utter incompetence to achieve anything they start out to do), the constant fear of losing all this fairy gold and being the nothing they have never ceased to be, the snide tricks, the whole damn mess is out of this world.

Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.

Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles.

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well.

So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life.

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Charisma. You can't buy it. You can't make it. And you sure can't fake it.

The rarest of all things in American life is charm.

We spend billions every year manufacturing fake charm that goes under the heading of public relations. Without it, America would be grim indeed.

I'll never try to put on a fake image. I'm just Zac.

When I first started the show, I was known as the 'cop nerd.

' I was in the 9th Precinct in the East Village every day. I'd be at work wearing a fake bulletproof vest with foam in it, then I'd leave and put on a real one to ride around with these guys.

It's my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they're not fake.

Well, you know, I have always had an issue with the whole weight thing with people in general because I happen to love how big women look. I mean, it's all a perspective. It's all an opinion, and I think sort of the Rubenesque, voluptuous body is a lot sexier than the boney bag of bones with fake everything.

I have a thing against reality shows.

I think they are so fake. I think they are produced before they begin. I think people know where they're going, what they're going to say, what the situation is. These things just don't happen and you know that.

I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake doing both of them. But drumming comes more natural to me, and it just feels better.

I'm a fake intellectual.

So many reality shows are scripted and create this fake drama, and it's a bunch of bull. We wanted to do something real and something wholesome and something that's focused on positive family values.

Some girls get swept up in the lifestyle - clubbing and partying with celebrities. You can't live your life like that, though. It's fake.

One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

I wrote about people who liked fake fireplaces in their parlor, who thought a brass horse with a clock embedded in its flank was wonderful.

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy.

You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself.

Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.

My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country.

Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.

You must be the person you have never had the courage to be.

Gradually, you will discover that you are that person, but until you can see this clearly, you must pretend and invent.

Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend.

One thing I hate in movies is when the camera starts circling around the characters. I find that totally fake.

Santa was a fake.