Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.

If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.

Taxes and golf are alike, you drive your heart out for the green, and then end up in the hole.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

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There is no such thing as natural touch.

Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Confidence in golf means being able to concentrate on the problem at hand with no outside interference.

No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such carefully planned ways. A great golf course both frees and challenges a golfer's mind.

Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out.

No matter what kind of day I've had at school, I always look forward to golf.

People always say golfers don't smile.

But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic.

I did 'Formula 51' because I got to run around Liverpool in a kilt, with golf clubs.

It's not like I'm hanging out at shopping malls or going to celebrity golf tournaments. I'm so in my own little world. I got my dog, my music, my brother, a couple of friends.

I worked at a hospital for a week. And at a golf course when I was in college at Kansas for about a week. The tips weren't good so I quit.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder, the praise for what was done right and the sympathetic nod for what wasn't are as much a part of golf as life itself.

Well, they're Southern people, and if they know you are working at home they think nothing of walking right in for coffee. But they wouldn't dream of interrupting you at golf.

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

The greatest thing about tomorrow is, I will be better than I am today.

And that's how I look at my life. I will be a better golfer, I will be a better person, I will be a better father, I will be a better husband, I will be a better friend. That's the beauty of tomorrow.

I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf.

I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.

All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?

Years ago we discovered the exact point the dead center of middle age.

It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

I think in twenty years I'll be looked at like Bob Hope.

Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me.

My attitude toward punctuation is that it ought to be as conventional as possible. The game of golf would lose a good deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. You ought to be able to show that you can do it a good deal better than anyone else with the regular tools before you have a license to bring in your own improvements.

Like swimming, riding, writing, or playing golf, happiness can be learned.

The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors.

All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age.

It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using 'an outside agency' and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon.

I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

Golf will grow so long as it's fun.

We tournament golfers are much overrated. We get paid to much.

If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy.

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living.

Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few.

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.

I tell people retirement isn't what you think.

You are going to sit around and waste your life, you can only golf so much. To stay young, you have to stay in the mix.

No, I don't have any problems leaving disappointments behind.

I've had lots of good days at golf and a few disappointments, so you never know what's around the corner.

We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly.

I enjoy Augusta. I enjoy its challenges. There's no other golf course like this anywhere. Its greens and its challenges on and around the greens are just super, super tough. So the greens are fun to play in sort of a morbid way.

I understand why marriages break up over golf.

I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.

Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built.

The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf.

Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total numbers and growth.