Fish and guests smell at three days old.
A guest never forgets the host who had treated him kindly.
My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock should find the time in my face.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
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No one can be so welcome a guest that he will not annoy his host after three days.
Superior people never make long visits.
If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
Visitors are insatiable devourers of time, and fit only for those who, if they did not visit, would do nothing.
Every guest hates the others, and the host hates them all.
It all has to come from inside, though, I guess.
To be an ideal guest, stay at home.
I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.
Quite a nasty piece of work. Not the sort of person you'd want to have dinner with. On the subject of Mr. Bean
The first day, a guest; the second, a burden; the third, a pest.
If I'm the weak link or whatever, I guess that means I've got something to prove. I've always had something to prove.
Humility is a virtue, and it is a virtue innate in guests.
We were all Romans once, I guess.
When any one of our relations was found to be a person of a very bad character, a troublesome guest, or one we desired to get rid of, upon his leaving my house I ever took care to lend him a riding-coat, or a pair of boots, or sometimes a horse of small value, and I always had the satisfaction of finding he never came back to return them.
A civil guest will no more talk all, than eat all the feast.
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
Frank Harris has been received in all the great houses -- once!
I did try to get a few of those teen high-school movies, but they just didn't like me. I guess I wasn't a certain type.
People who oppose Obama are said to be racists - so I guess I'm a racist.
Let me know myself; let others guess at me.
I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.
I guess it's nice to know I still resonate in people's minds.
When you find the person that you settle down with, I guess you mellow.
They are taming you, aren't they? Or you're taming them.
People talk about 'getting rid of the old image', and I guess there's some merit in that. But the truth is that people loved 'The Wonder Years' - I can't turn my back on it.
I guess men like me - somebody out there must think I'm hot.
I guess if you're a normal person and all of a sudden you're getting $10 million a year, it can go to your head.
Sometimes I write quickly, sometimes I spend several weeks on a single poem.
I would really love for readers not to be able to guess which of the poems took so much work!
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
The best of seers is he who guesses well.
I guess more players lick themselves that are ever licked by an opposing team.
The first thing any man has to know is how to handle himself.
I guess we're living in a pretty sensitive world and there's nothing you can do about that.
I had that stubborn streak, the Irish in me I guess.
I showed people that it's not about guessing what people can do.
It's about saying, 'Here, show me what you can do.'
I guess I strike people as very serious, or very intense.
My only obligation is to keep myself and other people guessing.
I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.
I don't get into that second guessing of myself publicly.
I guess I just don't have a talent for it, some women just aren't the marrying kind - or anyway, not the permanent marrying kind, and I'm one of them.
Many are the things I guess we'd like to go back in time and rectify the things we didn't do right, eh?
Am I a rock star? Yeah, I guess.
I guess after you've been doing something for 20 plus years, you have to work to stay interested.
I think, I would guess most people keep secrets.
Well, I guess my unease with that is.
.. I'm always a little uneasy with that phrase - smooth jazz, as opposed to what?
I guess I watch more MTV than you do. I'm a junkie for it.
I'd like to be a wife and mother. I guess I'll know Mr. Right when I meet him.
I guess I'm a hopeful optimist, because to be a pessimist is to be suicidal.