Hygiene is two thirds of health.

Irony is the hygiene of the mind.

Man does not live by soap alone; and hygiene, or even health, is not much good unless you can take a healthy view of it or, better still, feel a healthy indifference to it.

Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.

Nine-tenths of our sickness can be prevented by right thinking plus right hygiene -- nine-tenths of it!

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.

Man does not live by soap alone; and hygiene, or even health, is not much good unless you can take a healthy view of it -- or, better still, feel a healthy indifference to it.

Hygiene is the corruption of medicine by morality.

It is impossible to find a hygienist who does not debase his theory of the healthful with a theory of the virtuous. The true aim of medicine is not to make men virtuous; it is to safeguard and rescue them from the consequences of their vices.

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of their blood.

I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

I'm a hygiene freak. I'm like obsessive-compulsive when it comes to washing your hands.

It is poor civic hygiene to install technologies that could someday facilitate a police state.

I think life should be more like TV. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothing, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?... Then again, if real life was like that, what would we watch on television?

I do a lot of vocal hygiene.

The Secretary of Hygiene or Physical Culture will be far more important in the cabinet of the President of the United States who holds office in the year 2035 than the Secretary of War.

I think hygiene is so important.

I think that carrying on a life that is meant to be private in public is a breach of taste, common sense, and mental hygiene.