Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
This is the sixty-nine, I told him, presenting the magazine in front of him.
I put my fingers -- two of them -- on the action, so that he would not overlook it. Why is it dubbed sixty-nine? he asked, because he is a person hot on fire with curiosity. It was invented in 1969. My friend Gregory knows a friend of the nephew of the inventor. What did people do before 1969? Merely blowjobs and masticating box, but never in chorus.
I want to see my niece and nephew grow up, to see their children.
.. I get crazy at the idea that a time will come when I won't see Daniel and Allegra anymore.
What, nephew, said the king, is the wind in that door?