Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

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Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, 'Make me feel important.' Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in life.

Some people never find it, some only pretend, but I just want to live happily ever after every now and then.

Pretend image quote by Sayings

Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be.

Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance.

I am not an angel and do not pretend to be.

That is not one of my roles. But I am not the devil either. I am a woman and a serious artist, and I would like so to be judged.

The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.

Perhaps it's impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be.

I don't pretend to understand the Universe -- it's a great deal bigger than I am.

We often pretend to fear what we really despise, and more often despise what we really fear.

Pretend image quote by Navajo proverbs

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

It is foolish to pretend that one is fully recovered from a disappointed passion. Such wounds always leave a scar.

Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?

Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age.

I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.

The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they're not.

Pretend image quote by Charlie Sheen

Best way to not get your heart broken, is pretend you don't have one.

An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight.

I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.

We should not pretend to understand the world only by the intellect.

The judgement of the intellect is only part of the truth.

To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.

But we try to pretend, you see, that the external world exists altogether independently of us.

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down.

It's going to be the best you can do, and it's the fact that it's the best you can do that kills you.

I will not pretend that if I had to choose between communism and Nazism I would choose communism.

Pretend image quote by Alan Watts

Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.

The sum and substance of female education in America, as in England, is training women to consider marriage as the sole object in life, and to pretend that they do not think so.

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.

I'm crazy and I don't pretend to be anything else.

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

The mind can assert anything and pretend it has proved it.

My beliefs I test on my body, on my intuitional consciousness, and when I get a response there, then I accept.

We are all what we pretend to be, but, we had better be very careful what we pretend.

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Some people just act like they are trying to help you


We play make believe, pretend to take ourselves and each other seriously--to love each other, hate each other--but then--it isn't true. It isn't true, we don't care at all!

To be able to pretend to be something that I'm frankly not is very liberating and exciting.

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.

I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.

I don't pretend we have all the answers. But the questions are certainly worth thinking about.

The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not.

Pretend image quote by Adam Lambert

Being who you are is alot easier than faking it

Rare is the human being, immature or mature, who has never felt an impulse to pretend he is some one or something else.

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not.

Who can direct when all pretend to know?

My playground was the theatre. I'd sit and watch my mother pretend for a living. As a young girl, that's pretty seductive.

People discuss my art and pretend to understand as if it were necessary to understand, when it's simply necessary to love.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

People often become actresses because of something they dislike about themselves: They pretend they are someone else.

I'm not a cheerleader. I'm not trying to pretend to be sweet and then come out and be bad. This is who I am.

You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.

I wrote The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God in five hours, but I had it all planned out. It isn't poetry and it does not pretend to be, but it does what it sets out to do.

A movie camera is like having someone you have a crush on watching you from afar -- you pretend it's not there.

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet.

Nobody knows what the cause is, though some pretend they do;

it like some hidden assassin waiting to strike at you. Childless women get it, and men when they retire; it as if there had to be some outlet for their foiled creative fire.

Cancer is a curious thing...Nobody knows what the cause is,Though some pretend they do;It's like some hidden assassin,Waiting to strike at you.Childless women get it,And men when they retire.It