Puppy Quotes

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

I’m convinced that petting a puppy is good luck.

I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog.

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired me again to be an effeminate hotel clerk in 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. Another time, I was shooting this indie film 'The Souler Opposite' and six days a week, I'm playing this big puppy dog, then I come to the 'NYPD Blue' set and become this scumbag.

I used to work at a puppy nursery.

But with two boys and a new puppy, we don't get out much.

We're usually home doing stuff together as a family, like watching 'Modern Family.'

We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough.

This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy.

We have matching colour jackets.

The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?

It may take practice to think more positively and more compassionately, but just as you must train a puppy to behave the way you want it to, you must train your mind to behave itself. Otherwise, like the puppy, your mind will just make a lot of messes.

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.

People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy.

Teach your children how to behave with animals.

Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business.

We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels.

For exercise, I now run with my chocolate Lab puppy, Oscar.

Just as a puppy can be more of a challenge than a gift, so too can the holidays.

You can't pee like a puppy if you wanna run with the big dogs.

Is puppy love the reason so many Americans are blind to the incompetence and waste of Republicans - who at a minimum are supposed to be good money managers - running Iraq reconstruction?

Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer.