I've heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I've never heard of Someday.— Reverend Ike
Most Powerful Wednesday quotations
When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.
Ash Wednesday is full of joy...The source of all sorrow is the illusion that of ourselves we are anything but dust.
I don't know what your childhood was like, but we didn't have much money.
We'd go to a movie on a Saturday night, then on Wednesday night my parents would walk us over to the library. It was such a big deal, to go in and get my own book.
Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday.
Well, I get my subject on Wednesday night;
I think it out carefully on Thursday, and make my rough sketch; on Friday morning I begin, and stick to it all day, with my nose well down on the block.
You can't go out and practice average on Wednesday, average on Thursday, okay on Friday and then expect to play well on Sunday.
I always think if you have to cook once, it should feed you twice.
If you're going to make a big chicken and vegetable soup for lunch on Monday, you stick it in the refrigerator and it's also for Wednesday's dinner.
John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him.
All the ballparks and the big crowds have a certain mystique.
You feel attached, permanently wedded to the sounds that ring out, to the fans chanting your name, even when there are only four or five thousand in the stands on a Wednesday afternoon.
To some its Hump Day. To us, it's Wednesday's getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.
Elegance is like manners. You can’t be polite only on Wednesday or Thursday. If you are elegant, you should be every day of the week. If you are not, then it’s another matter.
The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the Monday morns. The whacks, the moans, the cracks, the groans, the welts, the squeaks, the belts, the shrieks, the pricks, the prayers, the kicks, the tears, the skelps, and the yelps.
Lent comes providentially to reawaken us, to shake us from our lethargy.
What is honour? a word. What is in that word honour? what is that honour? air. A trim reckoning! Who hath it? he that died o' Wednesday. Doth he feel it? no. Doth he hear it? no.
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Home may be where the heart is but it's no place to spend Wednesday afternoon.
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off by sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.
You lie awake at 3 in the morning thinking of story ideas.
You're online at 8 a.m. on a Sunday or midnight on a Wednesday. It's a job that you never push aside.
Nevertheless, the liturgy of Ash Wednesday is not focussed on the sinfulness of the penitent but on the mercy of God. The question of sinfulness is raised precisely because this is a day of mercy, and the just do not need a savior.
When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again.
I had it together on Sunday. By Monday at noon it had cracked. On Tuesday debris Was descending on me. And by Wednesday no part was intact. On Thursday I picked up some pieces. On Friday I picked up the rest. By Saturday, late, It was almost set straight. And on Sunday the world was impressed With how well I had got it together.
Allowing an unimportant mistake to pass without a comment is a wonderful social grace ... Children who have the habit of constantly correcting should be stopped before they grow up to drive spouses and everyone else crazy by interrupting stories to say, 'No, dear -- it was Tuesday, not Wednesday.
Even the darkest moments of the liturgy are filled with joy, and Ash Wednesday, the beginning of the lenten fast, is a day of happiness, a Christian feast.
A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.
No place of grace for those who avoid the Face.
No time to rejoice for those who walk among noise and deny the Voice.
Teach us to care and not to care
I've been saying for a couple of years now that people need to let God out of the Sunday morning box, that He doesn't want to just be with you for an hour or two on Sunday morning and then put back in His box to sit there until you have an emergency, but He wants to invade your Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.
Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that?!!!!
This is the only country in the world, that worries about what it is.
The rest of them know what they are. No one ever needs to go searching for the heart of Norway. Or looks for the soul of Mozambique. They know what they are.
If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday -- so much is true.
They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.
if four Gaza kids playing soccer were killed Wednesday, as Hamas claims, the terror group is at fault.