quote by Bill Hicks

People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction.

— Bill Hicks

Sentimental six pack abs quotes that are about funny abs

Fitness begins with initiative and continues with consistency.

The six pack abs is a byproduct of being healthy.

I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse.

I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food.

Tennis takes care of everything. It requires agility and quickness to get to the ball, core strength to get power into your shorts and stamina to last for an entire match. In addition to toning your arms and shoulders, it's a total body workout for your legs and abs, and works your heart and core unlike any other sport.

You guys that worry about eating clean are actually merely bodybuilders looking for justification for your obsession with abs. You cannot get big and strong on 3000 kcal/day. And you cannot eat 7000/day and eat perfectly “clean”.

The only person that seen something in me was Punch, and probably Ab-Soul.

Ab-Soul and Punch was the two niggas that was like "Yeah, Q gon be one of them niggas. Watch." I don't know how they knew but they knew.

Just because I don't show six-pack abs doesn't mean that I don't have them.

If everything works out for me & if it's my special day I'll try to break AB de Villiers record for the fastest hundred.

I personally think you can have a really rich and full life with no abs. Abs are for wimps.

Both belly bulge and love handles are about excess body fat, not lack of muscle.

Crunches and ab exercises are therefore not the solution. The best way to reduce these problem areas is to reduce your overall body fat percentage, and we all know that that requires diet and exercise.

I guess that's what I was: a set of abs.

And they lit the abs and shot the abs and sent the abs on their way. The photographer didn't look at my face once. I was humiliated.

The grape gains its purple tinge by looking at another grape.

[Lat., Uvaque conspecta livorem ducit ab uva.]

Sorry, boyfriends everywhere—you’re doomed to sit through an hour and forty-seven minutes of syrupy drivel. The payoff? Between my face, Tadd’s abs and Quinton’s biceps, your girl will be ready for takeoff as soon as the credits roll. You’re welcome.

So I conjured one of the brokers and promised him my soul if he’d protect her.

(Zephyra) You can’t do that. Only a demon can. (Stryker) You’re such a brainiac, baby. And to think, I thought I married you for those amazing abs. Who knew all that brainpower was buried under those bulging biceps? (Zephyra)

In the studio we use a pretty wide range of materials for the sculptures;

silicone, fibreglass, human and animal hair, ABS plastic, dental acrylic, traditional and high-tech plasters, stainless steel, automotive paint, plywood, Britannia metal, found objects and taxidermy animals.

I swear to God, I went in to buy bikinis, and the lady's like, 'You're not getting out of this store 'til you get down there and show me what you do for those abs and the arms.' She wouldn't sell me my bikinis! I had to get on the floor and do the stomach thing.

AB de Villers is the most complete player of the Modern Era.

Bonus: I now knew what Erin meant by lickable abs.

Because of recent improvements in the accuracy of theoretical predictions based on large scale ab initio quantum mechanical calculations, meaningful comparisons between theoretical and experimental findings have become possible.

I am pleased to be praised by a man so praised as you, father.

[Words used by Hector.] [Lat., Laetus sum Laudari me abs te, pater, laudato viro.]

With all due respect to Taylor Lautner and his 18-pack abs, my werewolf is going to be 100 times cooler!

I swear, the bigger your muscles get, the duller you are.

You become fascinated with carbs and protein and ripped abs and things that are just not interesting at all.

My biggest thing is to stay with my approach and take quality ABs to the plate.

I'm just trying to keep it simple.

AB=1/4((A+B)^2-(A-B)^2) is an amazing identity, and unfortunately, I have to remind my current students how to prove it.

If I can go every day of the week, that's great and I'll do it.

Usually I can't, so it's about 4 or 5 times a week that I'll go to the gym. I just do cardio and make sure I tone. I love spin class and yoga and I work a lot on my legs and my abs and my arms.

AB de Villiers reminds me of my young days, What a Player!

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I'm just very body-conscious. Sometimes I'm really proud that I don't look like other pop stars. But there's also moments where I'm like, 'Ugh, I wish I had abs like Bieber.'

Eve: "What do you want?" Nadine: "A man of amazing sexual prowess, great sensitivity, stupendous abs, and the face of an angel. Toss in a wicked sense of humor and stupendous wealth, who adores the very ground I walk on. Oh wait, you already have him.

There's no worse feeling than being in front of a guy with six-pack abs, muscles popping out of his shoulders, veins popping out of his arms, and you know he's swinging for the fences, in front of all your friends and family, and you can't breathe. You can't breathe no matter how much moves you know. You start to panic. You start to feel a drowning sensation. It's the worst feeling in the world.

What I have yet to see is a real woman choose a younger man because he spent six hours a day at the gym trying to sculpt his abs.

I do abs every day: regular, weighted crunches and sit-ups every other day, then my obliques and my sides on the alternating day. So I’m working my core every day.

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.

Wherefore a man can know nothing by himself, save after a natural manner, which is only that which he attains by means of the senses. For this cause he must have the phantasms and the forms of objects present in themselves and in their likenesses; otherwise it cannot be, for, as philosophers say: Ab objecto et potentia paritur notitia. That is: From the object that is present and from the faculty, knowledge is born in the soul. Wherefore, if one should speak to a man of things which he has never been able to understand, and whose likeness he has never seen, he would have no more illumination from them whatever than if naught had been said of them to him.

My go-to prebikini flat-ab move is the plank, all different types.

Sometimes, I wish we were all amateurs again.

I'd play for nothing. Ab-so-lute-ly free. But that's not the system.