Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration has been minding my own business.
— Calvin Coolidge

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Anonymous administrative quote

Unlike presidential administrations, problems rarely have terminal dates.
— Dwight D. Eisenhower

I never thought I'd live to see the day that an American administration would denounce the state of Israel for rebuilding Jerusalem.
— Mike Pence

The American people do not have the information upon which they can hold the administration and responsible agencies accountable. I call that a coverup.
— administrative quotation by Bob Graham