quote by Jennifer Weiner

Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.

— Jennifer Weiner

Astounding After Divorce quotations

I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic.

Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.

Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you.

Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

Sometimes divorce is better than marriage

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.

What we wait around a lifetime for with one person, we can find in a moment with someone else.

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

People do not get married planning to divorce.

Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the skills of working together as teammates in an intimate relationship.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

I believe in freedom for women to have equal rights - the right to work, the right to hold high positions, the right to take custody of their children after divorcing.

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.

Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.

She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce.

And I would send her to Memphis to be with him.

All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house.

I was down after divorce - I was all the way down.

And I just felt like, "God, I gotta turn this around. I can't go down like this. I have to know that this is happening for a reason." And I knew that I had to turn to music.

Winning isn't the end of the world

The negative effects of combat were nightmares, and I'd get jumpy around certain noises and stuff, but you'd have that after a car accident or a bad divorce. Life's filled with trauma. You don't need to go to war to find it it's going to find you. We all deal with it, and the effects go away after awhile. At least they did for me.

The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.

[Hermogenes] despises God's law in his painting, maintains repeated marriages [almost certainly a reference to remarrying after divorce or perhaps even widowhood, which Tertullian, who became a Montanist, opposed], alleges the law of God in defense of lust [likely same reference], and yet despises it in respect of his art.

I find to my astonishment that an unhappy marriage goes on being unhappy when it is over.

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by pass.

After such a monumental assault on the heart, it takes years to amend all the habits and attitudes that led up to it.

As many conventionally unhappy parents did in the 1950s, my parents stayed together for the sake of the children—they divorced after my youngest brother left home for college. I only wish they had known that modeling their dysfunctional relationship was far more damaging to their children than their separation would have been.

The vast army of women seeking divorce are mainly after easy alimony from men they have ceased to love - surely one of the most despicable forms of barter that can exchange human hands.

After divorce of Pompeia in 62 BC I feel that members of my family should never be suspected of breaking the law. -Meos tam suspicione quam crimine iudico carere oportere

Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.

I lived a really wonderful life with this man and even after our divorce, it was incredible.

When I wrote 'The Giver,' it contained no so-called 'bad words.

' It was set, after all, in a mythical, futuristic, and Utopian society. Not only was there no poverty, divorce, racism, sexism, pollution, or violence in the world of 'The Giver'; there was also careful attention paid to language: to its fluency, precision, and power.

Now, after divorce with Tom Cruise, I can wear heels.

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.

I look back to when I got divorced in the late 1970s.

When that happened, I was so broken up. After that, I decided to seek God for my life and my next marriage.

Characterization is not divorced from plot, not a coat of paint you slap on after the structure of events is already built. Rather characterization is inseparable from plot.

Divorce: fission after fusion.