I would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart.— John Green
Pleasurable Alaska Young quotations
Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war
It's not life or death, the labyrinth.
Suffering. Doing wrong and having wrong things happen to you. That's the problem. Bolivar was talking about the pain, not about the living or dying. How do you get out of the labyrinth of suffering?
This is so much fun, but I’m so sleepy. To be continued?
Let's make a deal: You figure out what the labyrinth is and how to get out of it, and i'll get you laid. -Alaska Young
What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.
Wait, wait. I don't get it.' 'That is because you only have eight functioning brain cells.
Damn it, how will I ever get out of this labyrinth?
Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.
They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.
It's not life or death, the labyrinth. Suffering. Doing wrong and having wrong things happen to you.
Suffering is universal. it’s the one thing Buddhists, Christians, and Muslims are all worried about.
We all use the future to escape the present.
How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!
You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth.
I'm really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why or what.
Night falls fast. Today is the past.
And imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it.
You just use the future to escape the present.
This one's for Alaska Young!
She's just playing a trick on us. This is just an Alaska Young Prank Extraordinaire. It's Alaska being Alaska, funny and playful and not knowing when or how to put on the brakes.