If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
— Dean Martin

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway alcoholalcoholism quote

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
— Dean Martin

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
— Marcus Annaeus Seneca Seneca The Elder

Old wine and friends improve with age.
— alcoholalcoholism quotation by Italian Proverbs