Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.— Snoop Dogg
Attractive Alcoholic quotations
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
There is no such thing as bad whiskey.
Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.
It must never be forgotten that the purpose of Alcoholics Anonymous is to sober up alcoholics. There is no religious or spiritual requirement for membership. No demands are made on anyone. An experience is offered which members may accept or reject. That is up to them.
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.
There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.
American men are allotted just as many tears as American women.
But because we are forbidden to shed them, we die long before women do, with our hearts exploding or our blood pressure rising or our livers eaten away by alcohol because that lake of grief inside us has no outlet. We, men, die because our faces were not watered enough.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds.
Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
Alcohol is an excellent servant and a terrible master.
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken
Treat every moment as a gift, that is why it is called the present.
I am a vegetarian as well as a passionate anti-alcoholic, because I can thus make better use of my brain.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt.
Islam doesn't try to destroy cultures;
it cleans them up. You can keep your language but get rid of your racist speech. You can keep your style of cooking, but get rid of alcohol. You can keep your cultural dresses, but keep your modesty on the highest level.
Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly.
The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of inebriety is like a half-drowned stupid wretch condemned to labor unceasingly in water; but a now-and-then tribute to Bacchus is like the cold bath, bracing and invigorating.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
Addiction should never be treated as a crime.
It has to be treated as a health problem. We do not send alcoholics to jail in this country. Over 500,000 people are in our jails who are nonviolent drug users.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead of turning to drugs and alcohol.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
It is not heroin or cocaine that makes one an addict, it is the need to escape from a harsh reality. There are more television addicts, more baseball and football addicts, more movie addicts, and certainly more alcohol addicts in this country than there are narcotics addicts.
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things .
. . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.