You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!— Lewis Carroll
Proven Alice And Wonderland Book quotations
It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.
I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.
Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be it would. You see?
"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
"I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."
It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
If everybody minded their own business... the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness.
I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.
I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.
So she was considering in her own mind.
..whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up & picking the daisies.
Very young children eat their books, literally devouring their contents.
This is one reason for the scarcity of first editions of Alice in Wonderland and other favorites of the nursery.
We haven't any and you're too young.
There ought to be a book written about me, that there ought!
In a wonderland they lie, dreaming as the days go by
Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way.
In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again.