quote by Chris Rock

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

— Chris Rock

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We must be part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulance drivers at the bitter end.


The difference between me and them is that I'll look at Jesse Jackson and I'll see four Jesse Jacksons, and they'll just see one, the clown ambulance chaser.

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I know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why they cancelled Action.

We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.

Libertarians argue that no normal adult has the right to impose choices on other normal adults, except in abnormal circumstances, such as when one person finds another unconscious and administers medical assistance or calls an ambulance.


There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance.

Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

You know, a lot of people say they didn't want to die until the Red Sox won the World Series. Well, there could be a lot of busy ambulances tomorrow.

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.

I remember nothing of this, no ambulance rides, nothing.

Nothing between switching out the bedside lamp and the sudden indignity of rebirth: the slaps, the brightness, the tubing, the speed, the urgent insistence that I be choked back into breathing life. I have felt so sorry for babies ever since.

People have more fun if they don't eat so much they have to be taken home in an ambulance.


Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.

As a child, I heard in my home doctors and ambulance men say, 'Mrs.

Stewart, you must've done something to provoke him.' 'Mrs. Stewart, it takes two to make an argument.' Wrong. Wrong! My mother did nothing to provoke that - and even if she had, violence is never ever a choice that a man should make. Ever.

I'm most proud of the ambulance service.

This is emergency work. Many times Edhi ambulances are the first to arrive and save people's lives. I'm very proud of this.

If people are constantly falling off a cliff, you could place ambulances under the cliff or build a fence on the top of the cliff. We are placing all too many ambulances under the cliff.

He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool.

He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.


I'm a praying atheist. When I hear an ambulance siren, I ask for a blessing for those people in trouble, knowing that no one's listening. I think it's just a habit of mindfulness.

The day we learn to allow an ambulance to pass through in traffic, might be the first step towards being a truly responsible society.

The gross national product includes air pollution and advertising for cigarettes, and ambulances to clear our highways of carnage. It counts special locks for our doors, and jails for the people who break them ... It does not allow for the health of our families, the quality of thier education, or the joy of their play.

If the audience are leaving in ambulances, you know you've done a good job

I love watching people get hit in the crotch.

But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.


An old sergeant said, if you want to get to France in a hurry, then join the ambulance service, the French are big for ambulance service.

I think every writer should have tattooed backwards on his forehead, like ambulance on ambulances, the words 'everybody needs an editor.

Parties are only bad when a fight breaks out, when men fight over women or vice versa. Someone takes a fall, an ambulance comes, and the police arrive. If you can avoid those things, pretty much all behaviour is acceptable.

Ambulances always come with clouds of smoke.

And then they disappear in a whistle. But what they bring is fear. Not freedom. Feardom is what they bring. And they bring fire and smoke. Oh, my nerves are bad tonight, yes, bad. I fear freedom. I, above all, fear the freedom that is above all feardom.

Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance.

The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.


[S]o if the device of the person in the ambulance detected the device of the person he loved the most, or the person who loved him the most, and the person in the ambulance was really badly hurt, and might even die, the ambulance could flash GOODBYE! I LOVE YOU! GOODBYE! I LOVE YOU!

My paternal grandmother drove ambulances during the regional Blitz, in Birmingham.

I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like.

There is something particularly appealing about teaching a subject that seems to deal with the lowest kind of relationships-accidents, ambulance chasing-because you can show students that these raise the most fundamental questions about the structure of society.

My job driving the ambulance was not very severe, you did what you were supposed to do. That was my main job.


I'm not an ambulance chaser. I'm usually there before the ambulance.

I'm the type that'll give any man a chance to come correct before leavin in a ambulance

I took over a city that had two riots in four years and I had none.

And they knew they couldn't riot on me. And when I saw the people on the street in New York City, I said to myself, you're breaking Giuliani's rules. You don't take my streets. You can have my sidewalks, but you don't take my streets, because ambulances have to get through there, fire trucks have to get through there.

The Englishman foxtrots as he fox-hunts, with all his being, through thickets, through ditches, over hedges, through chiffons, through waiters, over saxophones, to the victorious finish; and who goes home depends on how many the ambulance will accommodate.