It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp.— Ronald Reagan
Most Powerful Armpits quotations
Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits.
Prosperity Gospel”. At his United Church Science of Living Institute in New York he would tell his congregation “close your eyes and see green. Money up to your armpits, a roomful of money and there you are, just tossing around in it like a swimming pool.
He who immerses himself in sexual intercourse will be assailed by premature aging, his strength will wane, his eyes will weaken, and a bad odour will emit from his mouth and his armpits, his teeth will fall out and many other maladies will afflict him.
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.
When you find your soulmate, you could sleep under their armpits.
I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.
I believe in the flesh and the appetites, Seeing, hearing, feeling, are miracles, and each part and tag of me is a miracle. Divine am I inside and out, and I make holy whatever I touch or am touched from, The scent of these armpits aroma finer than prayer, This head more than churches, bibles, and all the creeds.
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
I hadn't fully realized just how powerful words could be before this.
Whoever came up with the saying 'sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me' was talking out of his or her armpit.
Art thou angry with him whose armpits stink? Art thou angry with him whose mouth smells foul?
I don't know my armpit from my elbow in Los Angeles.
In the next election, can we vote to ban those ribbon things that kind of keep clothing on hangers but really just hang out of your armpits?
The carnal contact side by side, from heel to armpit, brings shudders that shake up nature like the flights of nocturnal birds.
I grew out my armpit hair for the summer. It turns out my natural hair colour isn't blonde.
I started to get grossed out by the armpits.
I want them to listen to me for what I am saying.
And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then.
Henri IV's feet and armpits enjoyed an international reputation.
Most mothers entering the labor market outside the home are naive.
They stagger home each evening, holding mail in their teeth, the cleaning over their arm, a lamb chop defrosting under each armpit, balancing two gallons of frozen milk between their knees, and expect one of the kids to get the door.
If you want to run for Prime Minister, you can.
If you don't, that's wonderful, too. Shave your armpits, don't shave them, wear flats one day, heels the next. These things are so irrelevant and surface to what it is all really about, and I wish people wouldn't get caught up in that. We want to empower women to do exactly what they want, to be true to themselves, to have the opportunities to develop.
If you open the armpits, the brain becomes light. You cannot brood or become depressed.
If you keep your armpits open, you won't get depressed.
And then, going to high school, I saw how popular girls had to behave to get the boys. I knew I couldn't fit into that. So I decided to do the opposite. I refused to wear makeup, to have a hairstyle. I refused to shave. I had hairy armpits.
I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good.
... don't let your elders and supposed betters tell you any different. Sure, you've never been to Paris. No, you never ran with the bulls at Pamploma. Yes, you're a pissant who had no hair in your armpits until three years ago - but so what? If you don't start out too big for your britches, how are you gonna fill 'em when you grow up? Let it rip regardless of what anybody tells you, that's my idea; sit down an smoke that baby.
Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair
I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty.
I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.
I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits
Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were overly fascinated with soaring armpits.
Disney world is an armpit compared to Montana.
She stabbed him in the armpit, deep, and he dropped his sword.
And died. So that's what is feels like, she thought as her boldness gave away to trembling. It feels awful.
I love the sound of it," Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt the drumming patter of the rain outside. "It makes me want to sleep. Snuggle my head right up in your armpit and snore for three days." "My armpit?" Mark repeats. "Good thing we all showered up in the storm this morning. My pits smell like roses. Go ahead and get comfy.
Good God,” I whispered, sitting on the van’s cot and looking at my legs, horrified. They were hairy—not wolf hairy, but an I-couldn’t-find-my-razor-the-last-six-months hairy. Utterly grossed out, I took a peek at my armpit, jerking away. Oh, that’s just…nasty.
Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones.
They don’t change your size or your skin color. They leave in your disgusting knuckles, but they may take out some armpit stubble. Not because they’re denying its existence, but because they understand that it’s okay to make a photo look as if you were caught on your best day in the best light.