I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!— Stone Cold Steve Austin
Simplistic Asses quotations
I don't give a damn what queers do, and don't give a damn what Christians do.
Just get the hell out of my way because I want to live my life and I don't want the government sucking 60% of my wages off my ass.
You want mercy? Take your ass to church!
I'd rather die on my feet, than live on my knees.
I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
I'm a kind person, I'm kind to everyone, but if you are unkind to me, then kindness is not what you'll remember me for
Architecture is really about well-being.
I think that people want to feel good in a space ... On the one hand it's about shelter, but it's also about pleasure.
And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!
I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass.
You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager.
And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.
I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.
You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!
You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but don't nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.
You gonna do somethin'? or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.
In my world, a woman was the most powerful thing that I knew.
Still is. A woman made the money in my house; a woman made my food. A woman beat my ass when I wasn't a good kid. Women were behind a lot of what spurred South Africa toward democracy.
God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him.
Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere.
If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.
I don't know why people hire architects and then tell them what to do.
Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep.
You were born with potential. You were born with goodness and trust. You were born with ideals and dreams. You were born with greatness. You were born with wings. You are not meant for crawling, so don't. You have wings. Learn to use them and fly.
One of the great beauties of architecture is that each time, it is like life starting all over again.
Angels are totally real. Tinkerbell has a hot ass. Wendigos exist. It's all true. Satan is blonde. True fact.
Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit.
The Sun does not realise how wonderful it is until after a room is made.
Each workout is like a brick in a building, and every time you go in there and do a half-ass workout, you're not laying a brick down. Somebody else is.
Nothing in this world is more simple and more cheap than making cities that provide better for people.
The world is not the most pleasant place.
Eventually, your parents leave you and nobody is going to go out of their way to protect you unconditionally. You need to learn to stand up for yourself and what you believe and sometimes, pardon my language, kick some ass.
When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole
Women really do pay attention to a man's glutes.
A tight, compact ass is often voted even more desirable than muscular arms and chest. So, if you're lacking, start squatting!