quote by Sigmund Freud

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

— Sigmund Freud

Most Powerful Asshole quotations

Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an 'inconvenience.' We have opted instead for an authoritarian system disguised as a Democracy. We pay through the nose for an enormous joke-of-a-government, let it push us around, and then wonder how all those assholes got in there.

Asshole quote Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, surrounded by assholes.

I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole.

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

We’re sick of hearing people say, “That band is so gay,” or “Those guys are fags.” Gay is not a synonym for shitty. If you wanna say something’s shitty, say it’s shitty. Stop being such homophobic assholes.

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.

I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.

If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you.

The confusing thing is we now live in a society where it's not illegal to be an asshole, but it's illegal to slap one.

What you've got is 30,000 people calling you an asshole.

- Stone Cold Steve Austin What I've got is 30,000 people I couldn't care less if they lived or died.

"I used to think the world was broken down by tribes," I said.

"By black and white. By Indian and white. But I know that isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: The people who are assholes and the people who are not."

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

I hope one day it won't matter who you're in love with.

Gender is just a word. LOVE is beautiful. labels are for assholes. don't ever stop being yourselves.

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland.

They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.

Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important.

You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’

One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage.

Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole.'

Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood.

People assume we loners are misanthropes, just sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating.

Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don't be an asshole.

Never apologize for being nerdy, because un-nerdy people never apologize for being assholes.

She had the kind of looks that had probably been quite pretty in high school, but were now worn down by years of smoking cigarettes, raising children, and the disappointment of being married to an asshole.

It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.

I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.

The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole.

If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.

My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you're never around assholes. That's the two things to really fight for in life.

You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.

People are always saying, 'You're really nice, I thought you were going to be a complete asshole.' I'm getting pretty fed up with it. I just want to say to them, 'Well I could always piss on your head.'

Everyone expects us to be assholes nowadays.

I think we've let them down. We're regular dudes and dorky kids. Success doesn't mean you have to change.

What I learned is that it's arrogant to be certain of anything.

The world is a complex place and only idiots or assholes think they know it all.

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated.

Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

Whoever said the soul and the body met in the pineal gland was a fool. It's the asshole, stupid.

I learned just to be a belligerent asshole, which was really: "You have to get what you need to get out of it." You have to fight for things you believe in, and you have to be smart about how you position it so that you don't just become white noise.