Assistant Professor Quotes

Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel.

My occupation is an open question. I was once an assistant professor of mathematics. Since then, I have spent time living in the woods of Montana.

I am what libraries and librarians have made me, with little assistance from a professor of Greek and poets

The presence of irony does not necessarily mean that the earnestness is excluded. Only assistant professors assume that.

I am what libraries and librarians have made me, with little assistance from a professor of Greek and poets.

The media does not do news. The media is the Democrat Party hacks assigned to journalism positions. Some hacks are consultants. Some are candidates. Some serve in elective office. Some are professors. Some are teaching assistants. Some run think tanks. Others are in the media.

The mind reels at the multiplication of books intended to justify the author's promotion from assistant to associate professor.